1. fruitcrocs:

    if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order

    (Source: fruitcrocs, via a-life-thats-next-to-normal)

  4. okadas:


    (via a-life-thats-next-to-normal)

  5. it-is-a-3-patch-problem:


    so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig

    And now I will never unsee it

    (Source: grootles, via a-life-thats-next-to-normal)

  6. spaghettiseven:

    flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

    (via a-life-thats-next-to-normal)


  9. tedthejinglebellhop:

    fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

    (Source: deanprincesster, via a-life-thats-next-to-normal)

  10. It’s January 11th, 2007, and the end of seventeen years of writing.

    (Source: rowlingon, via a-life-thats-next-to-normal)