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  2. romeyooo:

    that guy cleanin the air real good

    (Source: sleepcountryusa, via a-life-thats-next-to-normal)

     
  3. soloontherocks:

    neoliberalismkills:

    angeloatemychickenwings:

    product-of-a—horror-film:

    okay I always see the popular pictures and gifs of him being a badass but seeing him in his natural habitat is awesome as heck

    HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN GLASSES

    skeleton guy wears glasses

    (Source: elizabethcorso, via a-life-thats-next-to-normal)

     
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  5. tw3rkingforjesus:

    Call an ambulance because I can’t go on

    (Source: landxxn, via a-life-thats-next-to-normal)

     
     

  6. mark-gaytits:

    cap-gamelamer:

    tangedolium:

    WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

    BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

    by throwing it into the harbor

    image

    (via a-life-thats-next-to-normal)

     
  7. unfriendlybambi:

    f-emasculata:

    REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

    1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
    2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
    3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
    4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
    5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
    6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

    Aww!!!

    (Source: micromys, via tw3rkingforjesus)

     
  8. xjuniiorx:

    mellylx:

    presentyoselfbitch:

    yellarice:

    therealprincessbae:

    blackgirlsparadise:

    naija-southern-belle:

    neneleakesyournudes:

    bioluminescentbitch:

    ohitsjustgreg:

    imsoshive:

    thefemaleandblack:

    kentrippy:

    help

    Everyone watch this

    😂😂

    Geezus u was appalled until the end

    my mom and I are currently crying

    my fucking chest hurts 

    Damn that’s one strong ass shower rod 😂😂

    Her and Mimi bought their shower rod from the same place.

    Let me try this

    I thought she was gone make it

    Somebody get there aunt 😩💀😭

    😭😂

    Lmfao omgaaaaaahhhhh😂

    (Source: donatellavevo, via tw3rkingforjesus)

     
     
  9. tyleroakley:

    "Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd?"

    (Source: tyleroakley, via beauxbatons)

     
     

  10. undeservant:

    clinged:

    misfind:

    queenkatiee:

    theagilebeast:

    She killed it, guys. Like this is really fucking good and it’s rad that she’s an AM fan? 

    WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

    fuck

    Omg

    oh my god

    (Source: radiatemcass, via rain-drops-and-r0ses)